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gareth.ellis
Regular Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 63 Location: Cheshire, UK
Oh you never go to heaven.... The classic song...how many verses do we know? ...in a jumbo jet, cos the lord ain't built, no runways yet!
Gareth Ellis
Leader@Trojan ESU and 1st Poynton Scouts
Posted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 19:55:18
oik
Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 38 Location: Colchester, Essex
in a girl guides bra, Cause a girl guides bra, wont stretch that far!
Eurojam - Rip off, 2007 - Their second Chance!
Posted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:18:12
Colin
Moderator
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 1263 Location: Now that'd be telling wouldn't it...
with a fat girl gu ide, 'cos the pearly gates, ain't built that wide
Colin
Thailand WSJ 2002-3, Finnish Jamboree 2004, Eurojam 2005, Gloscamp 2006, 21st WSJ 2007, Essex08 Leader
SSAGO, Assistant Scout Leader, AESL - Nutty Badgers, AESL(YL) Gloucester, NYR (Gloucestershire)
Posted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:20:16
gareth.ellis
Regular Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 63 Location: Cheshire, UK
in a biscuit tin, cos the lord won't let, no crummy ones in
Gareth Ellis
Leader@Trojan ESU and 1st Poynton Scouts
Posted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:22:52
oik
Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 38 Location: Colchester, Essex
in a bottle of gin, cause a bottle of gin, bin drunk by vin!
(Apologys if old scout leader ever reads this)
Eurojam - Rip off, 2007 - Their second Chance!
Posted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:24:16
mattdurbin
Fond Poster
Joined: 18 Aug 2005 Posts: 440 Location: Thunderbird 5
in allstars car, 'cos allstars car, won't go that far
The Extremly Wise and All Knowing Matt Durbin
Mr. Matthew Alexander Durbin esq.
ACSL 3rd Osterley Sea Scouts
GLMW Network Coordinator
GLMW WSJ2007 IST Coordinador
WSJ2007 JDT Member - Elements Team
and lots of other stuff
Posted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:17:39
midnightcaz
Zealous Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 101
You'll never get to heaven with a bottle of gin
'Cos the lord don't let them spirits in
Posted: Sat, 20 Aug 2005 09:10:41
Colin
Moderator
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 1263 Location: Now that'd be telling wouldn't it...
in a dirty pair of jeans, 'cos the Lord ain't got, no washing machines
Colin
Thailand WSJ 2002-3, Finnish Jamboree 2004, Eurojam 2005, Gloscamp 2006, 21st WSJ 2007, Essex08 Leader
SSAGO, Assistant Scout Leader, AESL - Nutty Badgers, AESL(YL) Gloucester, NYR (Gloucestershire)
Posted: Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:00:58
amanda
Regular Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 68 Location: Leeds
on a boy scouts knee, 'coz you never know, where his hands might be!
Posted: Sun, 21 Aug 2005 22:50:28
gareth.ellis
Regular Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 63 Location: Cheshire, UK
...in a biscuit tin, cos a biscuit tin has biscuits in!
Gareth Ellis
Leader@Trojan ESU and 1st Poynton Scouts
Posted: Sun, 21 Aug 2005 23:06:17
dollymixturemad
Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 13 Location: Leicestershire/Northampton
on a sheet of glass(say in a posh accent. glars) cos a sheet of glass will cut your ....bottom!
my young leaders love yours amanda
Dollymixtures!- my camp diet!
AGL 12th Hinckley
Posted: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 19:33:50
Biscit
Moderator
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 1430 Location: Yorkshire
In a corned beef tin, because the lord don't let cows in tins in.
Posted: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:02:15
gareth.ellis
Regular Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 63 Location: Cheshire, UK
on roller skates, cause you?ll roll right past, those pearly gates
Gareth Ellis
Leader@Trojan ESU and 1st Poynton Scouts
Posted: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:16:01
charliestar
Forum Resident
Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 1866 Location: coventry or surrey
In a baked bean tin, cos a baked bean tin, got baked beans in!
With a dog as a pet, cos the Lord ain't got no lamp-posts yet!
If you're newly-wed, cos the Lord ain't got no double beds!
Posted: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:09:01
Sarah_Jayne: Ickle Fairy!
Zealous Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 196 Location: Essex
with power and paint, coz it makes you look like what you aint
in a girl guides arms, coz the lord dont like those feminine charms
in a strapless gown, coz a strapless gown will fall right down!
Assistant Leader @ Wickford Guides and Brownies
Harlequin Ranger
Network Member
Eurojammer and Worldjammer
Be a Gloworm!
Posted: Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:09:44
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