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gareth.ellis
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 Oh you never go to heaven....
The classic song...how many verses do we know?

...in a jumbo jet, cos the lord ain't built, no runways yet!

Gareth Ellis
Leader@Trojan ESU and 1st Poynton Scouts


PostPosted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 19:55:18
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oik
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Location: Colchester, Essex
in a girl guides bra, Cause a girl guides bra, wont stretch that far!

Eurojam - Rip off, 2007 - Their second Chance!

PostPosted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:18:12
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Colin
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Location: Now that'd be telling wouldn't it...
with a fat girl gu ide, 'cos the pearly gates, ain't built that wide

Colin
Thailand WSJ 2002-3, Finnish Jamboree 2004, Eurojam 2005, Gloscamp 2006, 21st WSJ 2007, Essex08 Leader
SSAGO, Assistant Scout Leader, AESL - Nutty Badgers, AESL(YL) Gloucester, NYR (Gloucestershire)


PostPosted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:20:16
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gareth.ellis
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in a biscuit tin, cos the lord won't let, no crummy ones in

Gareth Ellis
Leader@Trojan ESU and 1st Poynton Scouts


PostPosted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:22:52
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oik
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in a bottle of gin, cause a bottle of gin, bin drunk by vin!

(Apologys if old scout leader ever reads this)

Eurojam - Rip off, 2007 - Their second Chance!

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mattdurbin
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Joined: 18 Aug 2005
Posts: 440
Location: Thunderbird 5
in allstars car, 'cos allstars car, won't go that far

The Extremly Wise and All Knowing Matt Durbin

Mr. Matthew Alexander Durbin esq.
ACSL 3rd Osterley Sea Scouts
GLMW Network Coordinator
GLMW WSJ2007 IST Coordinador
WSJ2007 JDT Member - Elements Team
and lots of other stuff


PostPosted: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:17:39
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midnightcaz
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You'll never get to heaven with a bottle of gin
'Cos the lord don't let them spirits in

PostPosted: Sat, 20 Aug 2005 09:10:41
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Colin
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Location: Now that'd be telling wouldn't it...
in a dirty pair of jeans, 'cos the Lord ain't got, no washing machines

Colin
Thailand WSJ 2002-3, Finnish Jamboree 2004, Eurojam 2005, Gloscamp 2006, 21st WSJ 2007, Essex08 Leader
SSAGO, Assistant Scout Leader, AESL - Nutty Badgers, AESL(YL) Gloucester, NYR (Gloucestershire)


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amanda
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on a boy scouts knee, 'coz you never know, where his hands might be!

PostPosted: Sun, 21 Aug 2005 22:50:28
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gareth.ellis
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...in a biscuit tin, cos a biscuit tin has biscuits in!

Gareth Ellis
Leader@Trojan ESU and 1st Poynton Scouts


PostPosted: Sun, 21 Aug 2005 23:06:17
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dollymixturemad
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on a sheet of glass(say in a posh accent. glars) cos a sheet of glass will cut your ....bottom!

my young leaders love yours amanda

Dollymixtures!- my camp diet!
AGL 12th Hinckley

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Biscit
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In a corned beef tin, because the lord don't let cows in tins in.

PostPosted: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:02:15
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gareth.ellis
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on roller skates, cause you?ll roll right past, those pearly gates

Gareth Ellis
Leader@Trojan ESU and 1st Poynton Scouts


PostPosted: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:16:01
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charliestar
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Location: coventry or surrey
In a baked bean tin, cos a baked bean tin, got baked beans in!

With a dog as a pet, cos the Lord ain't got no lamp-posts yet!

If you're newly-wed, cos the Lord ain't got no double beds!

PostPosted: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:09:01
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Sarah_Jayne: Ickle Fairy!
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Posts: 196
Location: Essex
with power and paint, coz it makes you look like what you aint
in a girl guides arms, coz the lord dont like those feminine charms
in a strapless gown, coz a strapless gown will fall right down!

Assistant Leader @ Wickford Guides and Brownies
Harlequin Ranger
Network Member
Eurojammer and Worldjammer
Be a Gloworm!

PostPosted: Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:09:44
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